KLINGONS KNOW BEST
In the popular Star Trek universe, the Klingons are a warrior race. Both males and females strive for supremacy and crave battle. It’s no surprise then that the females’ armor leaves a nice hole in the middle to display their round, firm, pushed together breasts. Since such hole in their armor obviously gives them no advantage in battle—leaving them even MORE vulnerable—it’s clear that, just like in the ancient Amazons tribes, the display of the breasts serves as a way to establish dominance and even hierarchy.
So to modern-day Amazons, such a display is also a way to establish dominance and show who’s on top of the hierarchy. Here, these three fitness models are about to face each other on stage in order to establish who’s got the best body. They worked in the gym for hours—just like warrior Amazons and Klingons trained for battle—and they’re at their physical peak.
But in the eye of the camera, they wage the first battle before they get in front of the judges, and there’s no doubt that the brunette with the Klingon-esque cleavage wins this hands down. The girl in green knows it too well and the platinum blonde tries to look confident, but they know they can’t compete with those pushed-up orbs.
And if you look closely, you’ll see that the brunette was a grip on her rival’s bikini bottom. She’s the one forcing them to stay in the picture. And you just know that the blonde is tugging at her bikini bottom to try to make her lose her countenance, but the brunette is so sure of her total domination that she’s not even fazed by the dirty move.
Look closely: she almost has ridges on her forehead!